CHEMISTRY OF LOVE
Symbol : ILU
Atomic No. : 2
Atomic Weight : Varies from couple to couple
Position on Periodic Table : Close to Heart


Occurance : Occurs in highly reactive state in college compounds,
cinema halls, parks and bus stops.


Method of Preparation :
By action of beauty upon heart, an exothermic reaction resulting in
higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat.
By combination of two complex compounds commonly known as
a boy and a girl.


Catalysts Used : Friends, cousins, movies, restaurants and a highly
active imagination.


Reducing Agents : Parents, neighbours, teachers and society.
Girl + Parents -> Explosion resulting in loss of saline water from
tear glands.
Boy + Reducing Agents -> Rebellions


Physical Properties :-
Physical State : Gas at human temperature.
Colour : Varying shades of pink.
Odour : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet.

Chemical Properties :-
Action on Scientists : Love + Scientist -> Philosopher
Action on Teenagers : Love + Teenager -> Poet
Reacts vigourously with suppression.
Cannot be dissociated by use of "Scold" and "Beat" energy.


Uses :
Helps in food economy, as one who is in love forgets to eat and drink.
Small and subtle dosage is necessary, as it is good for the body and
the mind.
Raw material for movie theme.
Non-conventional source of energy.


Inference : Through chemistry, I tried to define love, it still
remains undefined!!!